15 Seconds Before My Closest Infection Risk

Hoo boy, I was biking home from bucking up a fallen tree in Winchester when I saw these two and the path, and the man in the photo sitting on a bench at the time. I took way too long metering (and still missed the exposure) and he started walking towards me... and then he started asking me about my camera, with out a mask. As the conversation continued he got louder, and more animated, and less... sane, talking about how he was the emperor of the tunnels of America, knighted by George Washington, and that his watch was gifted him by Chronos himself, granting him the ability to travel through time. The whole time he was expounding he was expectorating, and I found myself needing to dab the spatter from my face, constantly backing up to try to maintain a distance. I hurried home and took a long, scalding shower... and feel damned lucky weeks later to not be coughing up my spleen

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